Total Medals Earned: 238 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,275 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/445 points)
Open the fifth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
decrypt a lock
Finish Game
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 9/20 (50/260 points)
Use your toaster while next to Chasey and get away.
Hit Chasey with a Microbomb close enough to blast you away.
Get to the end of Snowy Summit.
Get to the end of Grass Greens.
Get caught within the first 100m.
Get to the end of Sandy Seas.
Jump over Chasey and get away.
Get to the end of Volcano Valley.
Collect five crates in a single chase.
Spend 20 seconds in the air before landing
Get to the end of Ghastly Graves.
Don't collect a crate in a chase.
Reach the maximum level of any stat.
Jump over Chasey and get away three times in one run.
Achieve 2,500ft in Forever Chase.
Get to the end of the Laboratory.
Complete any area without messing up.
Jump over Chasey and get away five times in one run.
Collect ten crates in a single chase.
Achieve 5,000ft in Forever Chase.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
Start The Game
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